Its 2014.
Geoff Shaw, an ex-Liberal MP, is in cahoots with the self styled master of the universe, or Victorian Premier - Denis Napthine, over changes to abortion law. Basically, what Geoff wants to do is make it legal for anti-abortion doctors to not refer women to specialists who perform abortions if they wish, no matter how much the female wants one. So now, instead of women deciding whether or not they want their baby, the 60 year old conservative doctor across the table who got his medical degree while people were still riding dinosaurs to work gets to chose for them.
"I fink aborshun is bad." -Geoff Shaw
Geoff Shaw is a bold man who is standing up for what is right - apparently. He's a "voice for the voiceless" and "sticking up for women". That's right Geoffy, get those lefty yahoos! Silly, feeble women can't possibly stick up for themselves with their puny monkey brains. Lucky for us, you, an ex-bouncing business major and now quantified brain-dead meat-head has the answers to the moral intricacies of reproductive biology.
Surprise! Another male conservative is telling people what they can and can't do to their own body based on a book written almost 2000 years ago about some guy who may or may not have even existed. The bone being picked is not with religion though, it's with Geoff's opinion. It's just unfortunate that usually stupid people like him are weirdly religious.
The way he discusses human biology bares an uncanny resemblance to a retard throwing ice cubes at the sun trying to cool it off. It makes no sense.
He thinks eggs are in a woman's "tummy", so don't even try to convince him that almost 80 per cent of fertilized eggs don't even result in pregnancy and therefore are essentially natural abortions. He'd probably beat you senseless with a copy of the bible - you fucking heathen.
In the words of the wise George Carlin, not every ejaculation deserves a name. In the case of yourself, you should have been left in the condom your mother found in a bin that fateful night 47 years ago.
You have officially moved yourself to a shortlist, which is getting frightfully longer as the days go by, of Australian parliamentarians who actually should have been aborted.
You slot in right next to this guy:
That's Steve Fielding from the Family First Party. He doesn't believe in evolution and thinks the earth is less than 10'000 years old.
Steve and yourself should spend a quiet evening together consuming highly toxic viscous chemicals until you rot from the inside out, you absolute shit-stain. Having you removed from the human gene pool would be a godsend. Holy shit.
Seriously - kill yourself.
"Womb? Why wasn't I told about this?" -Geoff Shaw
In the words of the wise George Carlin, not every ejaculation deserves a name. In the case of yourself, you should have been left in the condom your mother found in a bin that fateful night 47 years ago.
You have officially moved yourself to a shortlist, which is getting frightfully longer as the days go by, of Australian parliamentarians who actually should have been aborted.
You slot in right next to this guy:
That's Steve Fielding from the Family First Party. He doesn't believe in evolution and thinks the earth is less than 10'000 years old.
Steve and yourself should spend a quiet evening together consuming highly toxic viscous chemicals until you rot from the inside out, you absolute shit-stain. Having you removed from the human gene pool would be a godsend. Holy shit.
Seriously - kill yourself.
